Sorry, these dont all come in a logical order, but better later than ever, ay? My best purchase ever is this paper notepad that I bought from london. I note keywords, people and places to it, so that I can recall them later and do my blog. And of course other people can write down the places and locations in their home countries, so that I can visit them later. Those of you who know me, also know my memory...everything has to be written down.
So, Im in London. At the very first whole day I only walk or use bus. So those of you, who are puritanists, no, I didnt use a cab. One reason I went to London, was the musicals. Seen couple on them in Big Apple, so have to try it in UK. I bought a ticket to "Shrek - The musical"! No, its not just for kids. Ive loved all the movies, so why wouldnt I see the musical. And I loved it. Infact I cried...yes, Im not ashamed to admit it. But I didnt cry for the greatness of the story, because it lacked something, but I cried for all the props, lights and sound, and mostly because of this woman singer, who singed the part of the dragon (go see the movie, if you dont know what Im talking about). It was just so amazing, the singing went through all my body, and tears came to my eyes. Pure greatness..
In the evening I met this guy we shall call "Fannyman". Those of you, who doesnt know what "fanny" means, go google it ;) The conversation started like this. "Hi, Im looking for some MILF fanny. Lets go find it together". Oh my god! The dude looked like Ali-G, and he was after some fanny, American fanny. About the age of 35....boy, were we in a wrong pub. Ok, the dude had this t-shirt or jersey, I dont know, but it was Queens Park Rangers fan-shirt, and he was very proud of it...Since I was in England, I tried to be funny. I asked the if the QPR was an ice-hockey team? You should have seen his face :) Im so proud of myself sometimes....Aaaahhh...the outcome? We had a couple of pints, and during them I had heard about ten times, that I will not get any fanny here in London...as if ive had asked...Anyway, the situation was hilarious. I went to my hostel, and got a good nights sleep...hopefully "fannyman" found what he was looking for!












Don't loose those papers of yours! It's nice to read about your journey and see what happens in the true world, while sitting in this beautiful kindergarten of adults...
ReplyDeleteMä olen niin kateellinen. Olisin halunnut olla mukana kyynelehtimässä Shrekin ja lohikäärmettären tahtiin..
ReplyDeleteVanukkaista en tiedä mitään. :-) Paitsi että Fanny-suklaavanukas oli erinomaista. Sitä vaan ei enää saa. Nyyh. Ainakaan Suomesta
ReplyDeleteWell, I´m just asking, why did you go to sleep, because in my case, you lost a quite adventure whit that excellent chap called "The Fannyman". About this sheep thing. Do we have any progress?
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ReplyDeleteYour question rightfull indeed, but Im gonna do my Fannyhunting all by myself, and later on.
About the sheep thing... Infact, I witnessed some sheepshagging just day before yesterday. This one guy had a inflatable sheep in a pub, and he kept stuffing the poor animal to a beer tap...backwards of course.
Just as I was about to take a picture for you, the owner came and confiscated the animal =(
Great mate. So it´s true all those things what they said. It´s amazing. We leave the sheep question laying for time been. On another hand, this "Fanny business" sound´s interesting, so keep some kind enigma type information what is the boogie. Hobbit has spoken.
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